You'll Never Think About Shrimp Cocktails the Same Way Again

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You'll Never Think About Shrimp Cocktails the Same Way Again
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I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

Eggcelent Work Bro!

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Eggcelent Work Bro!
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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Kind That Doesn't Kill the Vibe

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The Only Kind That Doesn't Kill the Vibe
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop