John Handcock

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With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

Ivar the Chicken

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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

You'll Never Think About Shrimp Cocktails the Same Way Again

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I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

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