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I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

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Free chicken strips? Hell yeah! Sign me up! - Matty Malaprop

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With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

These chicken puns were cooked and served up to perfection. Modern romance can be a fowl game, and there's no doubt this dude dipped outta there after she asked him to sauce her.

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