I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

Free chicken strips? Hell yeah! Sign me up! - Matty Malaprop

Dear god, this pun is just SO fowl. - Matty Malaprop

This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop

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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop