chicken

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Via: Married to the Sea
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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

These chicken puns were cooked and served up to perfection. Modern romance can be a fowl game, and there's no doubt this dude dipped outta there after she asked him to sauce her.

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I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

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By anchy2006 (Via: Domics)
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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

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