Red Hot Pepper

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Red Hot Pepper
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Only a habanero-minded person would loathe Pancake's puns as much as Pepper does. - Matty Malaprop

It's the Tortoise's Challenge to Lose

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It's the Tortoise's Challenge to Lose
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The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop