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A Smartphone, By Any Other Name, Would Still Encourage Dumb Jokes

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His Calling Plan Is Very Restrictive...

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As if the plague's effect on one's reception wasn't bad enough... - Matty Malaprop

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Blue's On a Very Important Call

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And They Don't Even Cell My Prescription Here!

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Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop

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Pity Da Fool That Doesn't Have Coverage

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But He Won't Show Up On My iPhone

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SMP CLASSIC: Well At Least Your Bifocals Are the Right Prescription

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By xyzpdq1 ( Via: Joseph Birdsong)
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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop

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