His Calling Plan Is Very Restrictive...

Favorite
calling plan,cell phone,homophone,knights,nights,phone,weekends
- -

As if the plague's effect on one's reception wasn't bad enough... - Matty Malaprop

And They Don't Even Cell My Prescription Here!

Favorite
cell phone,contacts,double meaning,explanation,glasses,Hall of Fame,literalism,lost,phone,phones
- -

Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop

Ironically, it Isn't Cordless

Favorite
cell,cell phone,double meaning,literalism,phone
- -

If you've ever felt imprisoned by your dependence on your phone, well now you know you've been right about that all along. - Matty Malaprop