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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop
If you've ever felt imprisoned by your dependence on your phone, well now you know you've been right about that all along. - Matty Malaprop
As if the plague's effect on one's reception wasn't bad enough... - Matty Malaprop