His Calling Plan Is Very Restrictive...

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calling plan,cell phone,homophone,knights,nights,phone,weekends
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As if the plague's effect on one's reception wasn't bad enough... - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Well At Least Your Bifocals Are the Right Prescription

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cell phone,contacts,double meaning,glasses,literalism,phone,reason
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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop

Pity Da Fool That Doesn't Have Coverage

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cell phone,disembodied,mobile,mr t
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A Smartphone, By Any Other Name, Would Still Encourage Dumb Jokes

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awful,cell phone,chamillionaire,daisy,Hall of Fame,hating,homophone,iphone,phone,riding dirty,rolling,text message,texting,they see
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Blue's On a Very Important Call

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cell phone,puns,foster's home for imaginary friends
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Ironically, it Isn't Cordless

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cell,cell phone,double meaning,literalism,phone
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If you've ever felt imprisoned by your dependence on your phone, well now you know you've been right about that all along. - Matty Malaprop

Blue's On a Very Important Call

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cell phone,puns,foster's home for imaginary friends
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