He could stand to practice his multiplication tables, but he's got the whole long division thing down pat! - Matty Malaprop

I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

Science jokes, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!! - Matty Malaprop

Cellular communication may be highly technologically complex, but the messages it conveys are still fairly basic. - Matty Malaprop

If you've ever felt imprisoned by your dependence on your phone, well now you know you've been right about that all along. - Matty Malaprop