Don't Wanna Be...

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shoop,obama,celine dion,similar sounding,all by myself
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Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop

OMG CELINE DION'S BACK!

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back,celine,celine dion,contraction,double meaning,literalism
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop

Fiber Into You

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celery,celine,celine dion,first name,literalism,name,similar sounding
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I'm just gonna let the Tumblrverse sum up this one for me: "Reduces high blood pressure so your heart can go on." - Matty Malaprop

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