Fiber Into You

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celery,celine,celine dion,first name,literalism,name,similar sounding
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I'm just gonna let the Tumblrverse sum up this one for me: "Reduces high blood pressure so your heart can go on." - Matty Malaprop

I Feel Like I'm Being Watched...

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celery,double meaning,literalism,stalk,stalker
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Sometimes I just can't resist corny jokes like these. - Matty Malaprop

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