When it shatters its plaster cocoon, it will emerge as a beautiful marbled cat/fly! - Matty Malaprop
Twice the sass and half the ass. - Matty Malaprop
Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop
Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!
So fuzzy. And so full of paralysis-inducing toxins. - Matty Malaprop
Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop
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