God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop

He got dat astronomer swag. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!