Well, Do You Have the Dough?

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arts and crafts,card,cookies,dont,donut,handmade,kooky,ransom note,similar sounding,weird
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

I'm Like Royalty on the Dance Floor!

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ace,card,cards,club,clubbing,double meaning,literalism,queen,suit,ten
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Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop

As a Magic Player, I'm Basically Obligated to Post This

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bad ass,Badass,card,double meaning,literalism,magic,magic the gathering,meme,Rage Comics,TCG,watch out
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As long as you keep up Doom Blade mana and keep growling you can tap it and remove it from combat instead of having it die? Seems like a pretty exceptional ass to me! - Matty Malaprop

Pokéballin' Dirty

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card,chamillionaire,charmander,Hall of Fame,literalism,Pokémon,prefix,similar sounding
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Charmander can't even learn Rollout! This pun is a pokétravesty! - Matty Malaprop

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