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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

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Looks like Waldo must have deleted his Facebook. And his LinkedIn. And his Myspace. And his MobileMe... and his Twitter... and... - Matty Malaprop

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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop