His Resignation Set Off a Powder Keg of Problems

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Maybe he should just ride things out until he gets fired. At least that way he can reap a little unemployment before his retirement sets in... - Matty Malaprop

The Truest of All Headcanons

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Sure, it's never mentioned EXPLICITLY in the series, but it's practically a bullet point in the plot line of every episode! - Matty Malaprop

The Nikon Is Bigger Though

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I Had to Google "Headcanon" For This to Make Sense...

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But when the joke finally clicked with me, I was all like "yaoi!" - Matty Malaprop

If This Doesn't Convince You Canon is the Better Brand, Nothing Will

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DSLR meets DSLArtillery. - Matty Malaprop