He's quite good at it; I'm just upset that he's better at investing than I am! Can you at least force him to give me free lessons? - Matty Malaprop
Seriously woman, get off his breastplate! Can't a guy head to the tavern ONCE A WEEK without you knowing his every move in the process? - Matty Malaprop
Well I'll Bi damned. - Matty Malaprop
Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop
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