Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

You Wish You Were As Trve Kvlt As This Bunny

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Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop

Leave Punny Courtship to the Pros, Pepper!

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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.

Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop

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