The Sixth Sense

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Unfortunately, it's not a sense one can very well possess when struggling against the perils of frostbite. - Matty Malaprop

Meatsicle

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Starring Bruce Willisbe

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He Should Have Consulted a Doctor After the Four-Hour Mark

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Seems to me like his boner was... unbreakable. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- - Matty Malaprop

CELEBRITIES! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Goose Willis

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SPOILER ALERT: HE'S BEEN A GOOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!11!!!!!1!!! - Matty Malaprop

'Looper' Sequel Just Announced!

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Toucan play at the time-traveling assassin game. And touwill. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Obligatory, Etc.

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And he just started seeing a new lover, too! So I guess you could even say he... died hard with a vengeance. - Matty Malaprop