And he just started seeing a new lover, too! So I guess you could even say he... died hard with a vengeance. - Matty Malaprop
Toucan play at the time-traveling assassin game. And touwill. - Matty Malaprop
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Seems to me like his boner was... unbreakable. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- - Matty Malaprop
Unfortunately, it's not a sense one can very well possess when struggling against the perils of frostbite. - Matty Malaprop
SPOILER ALERT: HE'S BEEN A GOOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!11!!!!!1!!! - Matty Malaprop
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