Goose Willis

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SPOILER ALERT: HE'S BEEN A GOOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!11!!!!!1!!! - Matty Malaprop

The Sixth Sense

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Unfortunately, it's not a sense one can very well possess when struggling against the perils of frostbite. - Matty Malaprop

Obligatory, Etc.

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And he just started seeing a new lover, too! So I guess you could even say he... died hard with a vengeance. - Matty Malaprop

He's Happy You Came to His Wake!

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Perhaps you should see him to the afterlife with some very rigorous mortis? - Matty Malaprop

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