Obligatory, Etc.

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csi miami,david carusoe,bruce willis,die hard
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And he just started seeing a new lover, too! So I guess you could even say he... died hard with a vengeance. - Matty Malaprop

He's Happy You Came to His Wake!

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bruce willis,die hard,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,Movie,poster,redone
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Perhaps you should see him to the afterlife with some very rigorous mortis? - Matty Malaprop

Goose Willis

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bruce willis,goose,name,shoop,similar sounding
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SPOILER ALERT: HE'S BEEN A GOOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!11!!!!!1!!! - Matty Malaprop