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By AlanPun (Via OMG Pins)
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You know, jo, you really should have come to me the moment you heard that weird Rasputinny sound coming from your engine. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, what a terribly dull joke this truly is... - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73 (Via Phil Watson)
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Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop