Why yes, I did trim my beard today! Thank you so much for noticing! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, he's taking some artistic liberties with this one, but I suppose he's earned that right as an ~~~artiste~~~. - Matty Malaprop

The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

When inspiration calls, a true artist has no choice but to heed its words. - Matty Malaprop