German Engineering at its... Cleanest?

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German Engineering at its... Cleanest?
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I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent... - Matty Malaprop

Low Blow, Jameson!

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Low Blow, Jameson!
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Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop

Apparently These Are David Guetta Lyrics?

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Apparently These Are David Guetta Lyrics?
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YOU PEOPLE UPVOTED DAVID GUETTA LYRICS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? - Matty Malaprop

These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride

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These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride
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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

I Think it Could Be Fuller, TBH

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I Think it Could Be Fuller, TBH
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I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop