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Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1 (Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Liz Climo
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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

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Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop

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