These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride

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These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride
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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

Simpsons Did It!

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Simpsons Did It!
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Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop

What is This Pun I Don't Even

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What is This Pun I Don't Even
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I get it I guess but why is there a kitten I don't even... - Matty Malaprop

Imagine all the flavors...

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Imagine all the flavors...
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Sharing all the bowl. You may say I'm an ice creamer, but I'm not the only one.

I Find This Pun to Be a Bit Dull

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I Find This Pun to Be a Bit Dull
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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop