But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

Taylor Swift Driving Down the Highway

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It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

So the iKia Breaks as Easily as the iPhone Then?

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If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

Same Great Taste, Now With Added Innuendo!

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Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop