And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop
... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop
It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop
If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop
Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop
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