I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop
Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop
For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop
Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!
Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."
If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.
My mother always told me that a wet spreadsheet was no kind of spreadsheet at all. I never fully understood what she meant... - Matty Malaprop
If you don't live by the law, he'll tear you apart. - Matty Malaprop
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