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By Caitlin
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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

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Via: Reddit
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I mean, I'd prefer it be Leica Rolling Stone, but there are more things ancient and gorgeous in the world than just Bob Dylan. - Matty Malaprop

brand,lift,literalism,schindler,schindlers-list,similar sounding
By Dan Q
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Despite the compelling story Ark, it really just couldn't live up to its hype as the blockbuster film of the Neeson. - Matty Malaprop

brand,double meaning,literalism,name,semi,semi truck,semis,swift,taylor,taylor swift
By tonis
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It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

arhaus,brand,Hall of Fame,homophones,house,literalism,madness,name,our,similar sounding,song
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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

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By darkneko7 (Via: www.benjerry.com)
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Sharing all the bowl. You may say I'm an ice creamer, but I'm not the only one.

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