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By Caitlin
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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

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My mother always told me that a wet spreadsheet was no kind of spreadsheet at all. I never fully understood what she meant... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Absolutely Madness
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All the convenience of a first-class flight, with nun of the hassle! - Matty Malaprop