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book,brand,cat,cat in the hat,dr seuss,hat,literalism,title,tonka,tunic
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

pencil,good point,brand,good,point
By Caitlin
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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

adage,brand,cereal,double meaning,lemons,life,literalism,name,when life gives you lemon,when life gives you lemons
Via: Punblr
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

brand,cereal,double meaning,fullest,idiom,life,literalism,name
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I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop

bison,brand,dyson,FAIL,literalism,misinterpretation,similar sounding
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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

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