Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop

... but why is there no hole in the road in the second picture? - Matty Malaprop

A brand new treat from the people who brought you Obesi-tea! - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop