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brand,case,double meaning,literalism,mondays
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Coincidentally, I'm pretty well known around my office for having the Mondays on Fridays. So this feels fitting? - Matty Malaprop

brand,company,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,mobile,nun,virgin,virgin mobile,wheelchair
Via: Absolutely Madness
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All the convenience of a first-class flight, with nun of the hassle! - Matty Malaprop

adage,brand,cereal,double meaning,lemons,life,literalism,name,when life gives you lemon,when life gives you lemons
Via: Punblr
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

brand,egg,egg salad,extremely,prefix,sandwich,similar sounding,title
Via: Reddit
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

brand,car,double meaning,homer,meaninception,odyssey,the odyssey,the simpsons,triple meaning
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Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop

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