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brand,detergent,double meaning,high,high tide,laundry detergent,literalism,shoop,tide,tides
Via: Punblr
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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

brand,egg,egg salad,extremely,prefix,sandwich,similar sounding,title
Via: Reddit
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

bison,brand,dyson,FAIL,literalism,misinterpretation,similar sounding
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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

brand,double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation,name,turtle,turtle wax,wax,waxing
By xyzpdq1 (Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

brand,double meaning,dryer,excel,explanation,literalism,program
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My mother always told me that a wet spreadsheet was no kind of spreadsheet at all. I never fully understood what she meant... - Matty Malaprop

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