And Here You Thought We Were Washed Up!

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And Here You Thought We Were Washed Up!
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It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?

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Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

What An Eggsellent Yolk!

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What An Eggsellent Yolk!
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Label

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Does What it Says on the Label
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

Apparently These Are David Guetta Lyrics?

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Apparently These Are David Guetta Lyrics?
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YOU PEOPLE UPVOTED DAVID GUETTA LYRICS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? - Matty Malaprop