Low Blow, Jameson!

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Low Blow, Jameson!
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Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop

I Find This Pun to Be a Bit Dull

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I Find This Pun to Be a Bit Dull
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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?

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Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

He's the Best Person to Call for Any of Your Bounty Hunting Needs

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He's the Best Person to Call for Any of Your Bounty Hunting Needs
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I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop