TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop
Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop
And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop
YOU PEOPLE UPVOTED DAVID GUETTA LYRICS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? - Matty Malaprop
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