Every boy I meet in real life just doesn't seem to be on the same page as me. - Matty Malaprop

He really should just give up. That red swimwear of his makes him look like a bleeding beached whale! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, I end up buried under a pile of books at least three times a week since I tend to run into my bookcase while trying to put on pants on a hyper-regular basis. - Matty Malaprop