Guess That Makes Me Perfect, Then

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books,boys,double meaning,exist,existence,Hall of Fame,in,literalism,only,perfect
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I mean, I end up buried under a pile of books at least three times a week since I tend to run into my bookcase while trying to put on pants on a hyper-regular basis. - Matty Malaprop

Buoys Will Be Buoys

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boys,buoys,similar sounding,perception
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He really should just give up. That red swimwear of his makes him look like a bleeding beached whale! - Matty Malaprop

Love is Only True in Fairy Tales

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exist,boys,literalism,books,perfect,double meaning
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Every boy I meet in real life just doesn't seem to be on the same page as me. - Matty Malaprop

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