... does that make Mama June a Piranha Plant? Because that would just make SO MUCH sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster LJPhil says: "Who wants to drink some 'spirits?' - Matty Malaprop"

Come now, LJPhil. Longtime readers know that I would NEVER use quotes to denote a very obvious pun like the one you wrote above. I always italicize that ish! - Matty Malaprop