Punmaster LJPhil says: "Who wants to drink some 'spirits?' - Matty Malaprop"
Come now, LJPhil. Longtime readers know that I would NEVER use quotes to denote a very obvious pun like the one you wrote above. I always italicize that ish! - Matty Malaprop
... does that make Mama June a Piranha Plant? Because that would just make SO MUCH sense to me. - Matty Malaprop
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