Maybe it's just me, but looking at you now, I really think you should have gone with the flesh-tone line... - Matty Malaprop
The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, you tried to use div tags again!? DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME YOU DID THAT? - Matty Malaprop
You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop
If I had to make an estimate, I'd say my heavenly body is lightyears away from being ready for such a thing... - Matty Malaprop
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