I'd like to order four large supremes -- hold the mushrooms -- with extra Sarlacc. Name's Boba Fett. - Matty Malaprop
I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent... - Matty Malaprop
Methinks no amount of Bounty would be able to clean up the post-coital mess that would inevitably stem from that experience. - Matty Malaprop
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I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop
For the Time-Being, hunt the Han Solo and his Wookiee. - Matty Malaprop
You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop
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