It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop
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Only God can Judge us now.- Matty Malaprop
Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop
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