Do You Get It?

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Do You Get It?
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I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop

Well, and Also Because of Federal Regulations

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Well, and Also Because of Federal Regulations
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Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

Amon a Boat!

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Amon a Boat!
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Welp, time to go watch every episode of Korra again for the fifth or six time... #IDON'THAVEAPROBLEMTHANKYOUVERYMUCH

Can(y)oe At Least Help Me In?

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Can(y)oe At Least Help Me In?
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It seemed like a good idea at the time, but things got really kayakward when we realized we couldn't paddle through grass... - Matty Malaprop

The Wonders of Botox

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The Wonders of Botox
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It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop