Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist

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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

Not So Much Demeaning As Merely Descriptive...

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Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop