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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm sure this isn't a meme, and I'm sure if it was it wouldn't be called party cat, but I'm feeling uncreative today and the only kind of acid in my system is gastric SO SCREW IT I DON'T EVEN CARE. - Matty Malaprop