Wood You Please Stop?

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Wood You Please Stop?
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These puns are giving me a splintering headache.

Are You Sure That Ain't a Willow?

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Are You Sure That Ain't a Willow?
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If it is, then I guess that means we here at So Much Pun willow you an apology. - Matty Malaprop

(Try the veal, etc.)

That's Not How You Should Talk to Someone You're Pining For!

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That's Not How You Should Talk to Someone You're Pining For!
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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop