I Hear Sato Designed the Prototype

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I Hear Sato Designed the Prototype
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Just don't make him the wrong kind of smoothy. I hear if you do that, he'll punish you by taking away your blending forever. - Matty Malaprop

Were They By Chance Driving a Trans-Am?

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Were They By Chance Driving a Trans-Am?
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Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop

Michael Fassbender

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Michael Fassbender
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I hear his performance in Prometheus is just splendid! And if you disagree, then I suppose you can bite his shiny metal ass. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds Like He's Going on a Bender...

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Sounds Like He's Going on a Bender...
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS BENDER SEE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #KillMeNowPlease - Matty Malaprop