Bite my shiny metal... lemur? - Matty Malaprop
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I hear his performance in Prometheus is just splendid! And if you disagree, then I suppose you can bite his shiny metal ass. - Matty Malaprop
Just don't make him the wrong kind of smoothy. I hear if you do that, he'll punish you by taking away your blending forever. - Matty Malaprop
Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop
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