But That Spandex Makes Them Both Hot Flashes

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But That Spandex Makes Them Both Hot Flashes
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Either I'm coming down with man-opause at the age of 23, or Wally West has infected me with a brand new kind of scarlet fever. - Matty Malaprop

Probably a Truism

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Probably a Truism
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... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop