Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop
I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop
He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop
Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop
Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop
I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop
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