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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

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