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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Bizarro Comics
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

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