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after before cat dogs homophone Kat Dennings name opposites shoop - 6613174272
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

after before literalism muffin nothing related similar sounding - 4910426624
By xyzpdq1
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

before lan literalism Movie similar sounding The Land Before Time time - 5636352256
By nopunin10did (Via: No Pun in 10 Did)
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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning flash literalism Photo with without - 5972650496
By Mikau Kahn
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

answer before burn coffee cool double meaning hipster literalism question sip tongue - 6613020416
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

after before behind bars double meaning free Hall of Fame jail literalism Morgan Freeman not prison surname - 6020706048
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop