I C What You D'd There

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I C What You D'd There
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally

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I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top

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Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself

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I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop