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after before double meaning flash literalism Photo with without
By Mikau Kahn
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved
By Unknown
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

after before kristen wiig literalism not similar sounding spelling surname wig wiig
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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

answer before cow cows heifer her herbivore question similar sounding
Via: Bizarro Comics
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

after before CD player dont homophone now see vanished
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

after before behind bars double meaning free Hall of Fame jail literalism Morgan Freeman not prison surname
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop