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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

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