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after before double meaning literalism strikes striking surname Tom Waits waiting - 6356871936
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

after before hashtag How People View Me meme syllogism toy viewmaster - 4934573568
By JakeLim
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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

metal cool literalism molten double meaning before - 6891841792
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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

after before behind bars double meaning free Hall of Fame jail literalism Morgan Freeman not prison surname - 6020706048
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

answer before cow cows heifer her herbivore question similar sounding - 6210191360
Via: Bizarro Comics
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

after before cat dogs homophone Kat Dennings name opposites shoop - 6613174272
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop