Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop
Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop
He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop
I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop
I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop
Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop
Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop
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