Ugh, Beer Snobs

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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop

The Hazards of Overconsumption

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Every beard-induced hangover I've ever had has been nothing short of a hair-raising experience. - Matty Malaprop

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That's Some Willy Wonka Bullsh*t Right There!

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Or maybe they just mixed it all with Red Bull in order to give it wings? - Matty Malaprop

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He asked us: "Be ye pale ales?" And we said: "Nay! We are but cornish (ROCK!)!" - Matty Malaprop