I Tend to Prefer IPAs, But...

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I Tend to Prefer IPAs, But...
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I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop

The Hazards of Overconsumption

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The Hazards of Overconsumption
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Every beard-induced hangover I've ever had has been nothing short of a hair-raising experience. - Matty Malaprop

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Sponsored by Jack Black

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Sponsored by Jack Black
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Punmaster dbfnq says: "So I made the first pun that came to my head, and it just so happened to be..."

He asked us: "Be ye pale ales?" And we said: "Nay! We are but cornish (ROCK!)!" - Matty Malaprop

That's Some Willy Wonka Bullsh*t Right There!

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That's Some Willy Wonka Bullsh*t Right There!
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Or maybe they just mixed it all with Red Bull in order to give it wings? - Matty Malaprop