Punmaster dbfnq says: "So I made the first pun that came to my head, and it just so happened to be..."
He asked us: "Be ye pale ales?" And we said: "Nay! We are but cornish (ROCK!)!" - Matty Malaprop
Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop
I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop
They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop