beer

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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop

beer,bulb,figure of speech,light,light beer,lightbulb,literalism,memory,state dependent memory
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I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop

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Every beard-induced hangover I've ever had has been nothing short of a hair-raising experience. - Matty Malaprop

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