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Or maybe they just mixed it all with Red Bull in order to give it wings? - Matty Malaprop

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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop

beer bulb figure of speech light light beer lightbulb literalism memory state dependent memory - 4690684160
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I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop