Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

I have one final question: Did you, or did you not, steal these poor campers' pic-a-nic basket? - Matty Malaprop

Bear dumplings! Bear-baked beans! Bear chicken, and yes that's a real thing and I know because the recipe book said so! - Matty Malaprop

Worry not, they'll head into hibernation soon enough! - Matty Malaprop

He'll be ready soon, I promise. He just needs to get his outfit ursussed out. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, I did steal my headline for this post from one of the Aladdin films. YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT, CHUMP???????? - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop