Oh Come On, Superassman Would Be a Way Cooler Hero

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Oh Come On, Superassman Would Be a Way Cooler Hero
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Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop

He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!

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He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!
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My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

But Then It's Not a Floor At All...

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But Then It's Not a Floor At All...
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But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop

Nanananana...

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Nanananana...
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Well you can't argue with the fact that this is perfectly in keeping with Bruce Wayne's typical crime-fighting M.O.: When in doubt, hit the sumb*tch. - Matty Malaprop

Your Judgment Must Be Clouded

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Your Judgment Must Be Clouded
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I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop