SMP CLASSIC: I've Had Enough of Your Sass, Alfred!

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Bruce Wayne was many things, but an art connoisseur he apparently was not. - Matty Malaprop

More superheroes, up up and this way!

No Bun Intended

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batman,bread,dead,Hall of Fame,lolwut,similar sounding
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Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

The Dark Knight RISES

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It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

Best Batman Character? Best Batman Character.

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alfred,bath,batman,bruce wayne,double meaning,drawn,literalism,prank
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He also took the liberty of polishing Bruce's shoes while he was out. Miss Fancy Pants is a far funner loafer color than black, after all! - Matty Malaprop