batman

Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop

It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

He also took the liberty of polishing Bruce's shoes while he was out. Miss Fancy Pants is a far funner loafer color than black, after all! - Matty Malaprop