Well you can't argue with the fact that this is perfectly in keeping with Bruce Wayne's typical crime-fighting M.O.: When in doubt, hit the sumb*tch. - Matty Malaprop

It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

He also took the liberty of polishing Bruce's shoes while he was out. Miss Fancy Pants is a far funner loafer color than black, after all! - Matty Malaprop

But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

Looks like Chris Nolan had to scale back his budget for this one... such is the bane of Hollywood life nowadays I suppose. - Matty Malaprop