Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!

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Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!

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He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!
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My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

The Dark Knight RISES

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The Dark Knight RISES
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It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

Not 'Hey Jude?'

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Not 'Hey Jude?'
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No, NOT "HEY JUDE." BECAUSE BATMAN, YOU DINGUS! - Matty Malaprop