Best Batman Character? Best Batman Character.

Favorite
alfred,bath,batman,bruce wayne,double meaning,drawn,literalism,prank
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He also took the liberty of polishing Bruce's shoes while he was out. Miss Fancy Pants is a far funner loafer color than black, after all! - Matty Malaprop

Not 'Hey Jude?'

Favorite
na,elements,periodic table,sodium,batman,Theme Song
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No, NOT "HEY JUDE." BECAUSE BATMAN, YOU DINGUS! - Matty Malaprop

You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?

Favorite
batman,curious,Curious George,Hall of Fame,joker,similar sounding,the dark knight,WHY SO SERIOUS
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Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop

He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!

Favorite
bat,batman,literalism,lolwut,prefix,Wombat
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My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop