I Defy You To Say You Wouldn't Watch This

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Oh Come On, Superassman Would Be a Way Cooler Hero

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Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop

Your Judgment Must Be Clouded

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I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop

Batman Villains Are Getting Lame

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But WHO is He, Really?

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But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

The Dark Knight RISES

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It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?

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Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop