He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!

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bat,batman,literalism,lolwut,prefix,Wombat
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My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

But Then It's Not a Floor At All...

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But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop

Dewy Decimal System of LOLs

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I see what you did there,batman,librarian,monday thru friday,g rated
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Your Judgment Must Be Clouded

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batman,cirrus,cloud,joker,Meteorology,serious,shoop,similar sounding,the dark knight,the joker
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I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop

Batman Always Had Impeccable Timing

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witty,timing,comeback,puddin,the joker,literalism,batman,pet name,Harley Quinn
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JOKES ABOUT THE JOKER! CLASSIC! - Matty Malaprop

And Dangerous

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puns,cartoons,batman,Harley Quinn,funny
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Word Choice Matters

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batman,cat lady,catwoman,difference,Hall of Fame,lady,suffix,woman,word choice
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I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop