... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop
But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop
I don't wanna spoil anything, but I hear he gets towed at the end. - Matty Malaprop
Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop
"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop
He rises, he descends, but he sure as hell never stays in one place for longer than a hot minute. - Matty Malaprop
It's simple. We photograph the Batman.
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