Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop
He also took the liberty of polishing Bruce's shoes while he was out. Miss Fancy Pants is a far funner loafer color than black, after all! - Matty Malaprop
Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop
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