The Dark Knight RISES

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It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!

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bat,batman,literalism,lolwut,prefix,Wombat
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My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

The Camp Counselor is the BANE of Bruce's Existence

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weight loss,fat,camp,misheard,misinterpretation,batman,bat
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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?

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batman,curious,Curious George,Hall of Fame,joker,similar sounding,the dark knight,WHY SO SERIOUS
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Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop