But Then It's Not a Floor At All...

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But Then It's Not a Floor At All...
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But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop

No Bun Intended

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No Bun Intended
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Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

CANDY PUNS!

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This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop

The Batman Always Means What He Says

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He rises, he descends, but he sure as hell never stays in one place for longer than a hot minute. - Matty Malaprop

It's simple. We photograph the Batman.