Best Batman Character? Best Batman Character.

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He also took the liberty of polishing Bruce's shoes while he was out. Miss Fancy Pants is a far funner loafer color than black, after all! - Matty Malaprop

Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!

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Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

The Camp Counselor is the BANE of Bruce's Existence

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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

The Dark Knight Rises

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Looks like Chris Nolan had to scale back his budget for this one... such is the bane of Hollywood life nowadays I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

The Batman Always Means What He Says

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He rises, he descends, but he sure as hell never stays in one place for longer than a hot minute. - Matty Malaprop

It's simple. We photograph the Batman.