He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!

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He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!
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My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

But WHO is He, Really?

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But WHO is He, Really?
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But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

The Dark Knight RISES

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The Dark Knight RISES
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It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

CANDY PUNS!

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This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop

But Then It's Not a Floor At All...

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But Then It's Not a Floor At All...
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But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop