CANDY PUNS!

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This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop

Best Batman Character? Best Batman Character.

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alfred,bath,batman,bruce wayne,double meaning,drawn,literalism,prank
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He also took the liberty of polishing Bruce's shoes while he was out. Miss Fancy Pants is a far funner loafer color than black, after all! - Matty Malaprop

Your Judgment Must Be Clouded

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batman,cirrus,cloud,joker,Meteorology,serious,shoop,similar sounding,the dark knight,the joker
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I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop

He is the Fuzziest Dark Knight You'll Ever Meet!

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bat,batman,literalism,lolwut,prefix,Wombat
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My only hope is that he has a sidekick named Robonobo. - Matty Malaprop

No Bun Intended

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batman,bread,dead,Hall of Fame,lolwut,similar sounding
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Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

Word Choice Matters

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batman,cat lady,catwoman,difference,Hall of Fame,lady,suffix,woman,word choice
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I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop