... and basketbasketball is EVEN STRANGER. - Matty Malaprop

This would be the one and only way to get me to care about the NBA. What are you waiting for, ESPN?????? - Matty Malaprop

You can have your Kobes and your Jordans. Kareem Abdul Babar will always have my deepest and most profound respects. - Matty Malaprop

Well, what do you have to say for yourself, dude? The ball is in your court now. - Matty Malaprop

Watching the pigs succumb to his Baller skills is pretty hiLarryous, though. Almost as hilarious as the unnecessary misspelling of Larry Bird's last name in this pun. - Matty Malaprop