And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop
Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop
Remember when this comic was funny and you were also 12? Neither do I. - Matty Malaprop
Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop