This Week's Prize Fight: Tyson Ursus Bearhands

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Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop

He Picked Himself Up by His Clawstraps

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Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop

I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer

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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

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