I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer

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I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

He Picked Himself Up by His Clawstraps

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He Picked Himself Up by His Clawstraps
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Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop

Oh, 8-Bit Theater...

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Oh, 8-Bit Theater...
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Remember when this comic was funny and you were also 12? Neither do I. - Matty Malaprop

This Week's Prize Fight: Tyson Ursus Bearhands

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This Week's Prize Fight: Tyson Ursus Bearhands
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Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop