He tried to take the story of his unlawful denial of employment to the press, but they wrote it off as yellow journalism. - Matty Malaprop

Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop

... so does that mean he wants to become a banana breadwinner? - Matty Malaprop