Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop
He tried to take the story of his unlawful denial of employment to the press, but they wrote it off as yellow journalism. - Matty Malaprop
Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop
... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop
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