Just stay away from that lighting guy and I'm sure your probation will go swimmingly. - Matty Malaprop
Hay now man, just calm down. We both know no good ever comes from being on the lamb from the law. - Matty Malaprop
(yes yes I know it's lam but BAD JOKES ABOUT BARNS AND STUFF LEAVE ME ALONE)
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