The Most Honorable Military Accolade

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The Most Honorable Military Accolade
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I still maintain (as I have since the age of 11) that The Red Badger of Courage would have been an infinitely better book than its actually-existing counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

Deputy, Sponge Division

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Deputy, Sponge Division
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If a crime is committed against you or a cephalopod you know, he'll get to the Bikini Bottom of it. - Matty Malaprop