Turtle Recall

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... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop

See the original version of this pun here! Thanks to violetD for the inspiration!

Only if They Manetain an Equal Distance Throughout

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I think the answer to this question is actually quite simple. It would behoove you to not overthink it. - Matty Malaprop

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