If the body of Christ were a big, juicy steak, I'd attend church multiple times weekly for communion alone! - Matty Malaprop
You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop
Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop
I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop
BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop
He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop
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