Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports

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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

Not With That Attitude You Won't!

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Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

Savior the Flavor

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If the body of Christ were a big, juicy steak, I'd attend church multiple times weekly for communion alone! - Matty Malaprop

I Sea What You Did There, Bad Joke Eel

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Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

I Think I Still Prefer the Coon...

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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop