The Case is Really Going Viral

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The Case is Really Going Viral
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He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop

I Think I Still Prefer the Coon...

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I Think I Still Prefer the Coon...
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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time

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Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time
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Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

*Rimshot*

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*Rimshot*
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You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight
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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop