BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop
He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop
Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop
Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop
Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop
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