Not With That Attitude You Won't!

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Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

*Rimshot*

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You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

This Inspirational Quote Makes Me Feel Eel

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I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

I Sea What You Did There, Bad Joke Eel

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Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time

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Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

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