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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.
Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop
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MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HIS FEELINGS NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, GERRY! - Matty Malaprop
Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop
I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop
Walter, don't! I paid like $25 for that after tax! - Matty Malaprop
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