Know the Difference

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Know the Difference
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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

But That's the Deluxe Edition!

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But That's the Deluxe Edition!
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Walter, don't! I paid like $25 for that after tax! - Matty Malaprop

I Knew We Should Have Sent Him to Counseling!

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I Knew We Should Have Sent Him to Counseling!
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MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HIS FEELINGS NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, GERRY! - Matty Malaprop

BAD PUNS

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I'm not trying to be insulting here; that's actually what the creators titled this video! - Matty Malaprop