But That's the Deluxe Edition!

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But That's the Deluxe Edition!
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Walter, don't! I paid like $25 for that after tax! - Matty Malaprop

Know the Difference

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Know the Difference
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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

I Knew We Should Have Sent Him to Counseling!

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I Knew We Should Have Sent Him to Counseling!
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MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HIS FEELINGS NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, GERRY! - Matty Malaprop

I Gnu Before You Even Said it

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I Gnu Before You Even Said it
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I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop

Leave Punny Courtship to the Pros, Pepper!

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Leave Punny Courtship to the Pros, Pepper!
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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.

Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop