I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop
MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HIS FEELINGS NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, GERRY! - Matty Malaprop
"I rolled Doughlden Caulfield." - Matty Malaprop
Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop
I'm not trying to be insulting here; that's actually what the creators titled this video! - Matty Malaprop
Maybe next time you should hold the anchovies. - Matty Malaprop
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