BAD PUNS

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I'm not trying to be insulting here; that's actually what the creators titled this video! - Matty Malaprop

I Knew We Should Have Sent Him to Counseling!

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MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HIS FEELINGS NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, GERRY! - Matty Malaprop

Leave Punny Courtship to the Pros, Pepper!

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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.

Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop

Better Than Bad Marimbas, Amirite?

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Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

I Gnu Before You Even Said it

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I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop