No, Really, I've Got Your Back!

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back,double meaning,got your back,literalism
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Sorry guys. I know this joke is pretty darn spineless. - Matty Malaprop

Gymnastics and Fugue

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americanization,Bach,back,backflip,demonstration,double meaning,johann sebastian bach,literalism
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Seems fitting for a man with fingers as acrobatic as Bach's. - Matty Malaprop

OMG CELINE DION'S BACK!

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back,celine,celine dion,contraction,double meaning,literalism
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop

Baby Got Back

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baby,back,baby got back,sir mix-a-lot,double meaning,literalism,weird
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I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

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