Either I'm coming down with man-opause at the age of 23, or Wally West has infected me with a brand new kind of scarlet fever. - Matty Malaprop
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop
... more like ASS-TO-ASS!! - Matty Malaprop
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