No, Really, I've Got Your Back!

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Sorry guys. I know this joke is pretty darn spineless. - Matty Malaprop

OMG CELINE DION'S BACK!

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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop

Gymnastics and Fugue

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Seems fitting for a man with fingers as acrobatic as Bach's. - Matty Malaprop

What a Classic(al) Jackson Five Track!

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I'mma just say it: Johann Sebastian Jackson still sounds WAY BETTER than freakin' Jermajesty Jackson. - Matty Malaprop

But That Spandex Makes Them Both Hot Flashes

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Either I'm coming down with man-opause at the age of 23, or Wally West has infected me with a brand new kind of scarlet fever. - Matty Malaprop