But That Spandex Makes Them Both Hot Flashes

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back,behind,double meaning,flash,flashback,front,perspective,view
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Either I'm coming down with man-opause at the age of 23, or Wally West has infected me with a brand new kind of scarlet fever. - Matty Malaprop

What a Classic(al) Jackson Five Track!

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i want you back,song,similar sounding,jackson five,Bach,back
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I'mma just say it: Johann Sebastian Jackson still sounds WAY BETTER than freakin' Jermajesty Jackson. - Matty Malaprop

Gymnastics and Fugue

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americanization,Bach,back,backflip,demonstration,double meaning,johann sebastian bach,literalism
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Seems fitting for a man with fingers as acrobatic as Bach's. - Matty Malaprop

Baby Got Back

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baby,back,baby got back,sir mix-a-lot,double meaning,literalism,weird
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I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

OMG CELINE DION'S BACK!

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back,celine,celine dion,contraction,double meaning,literalism
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop